Monday, April 12, 2010

TV Guide: Sue Sylvester's Top 8 Quotes So Far

Berita ini dikutip dari TV Guide - Sue Sylvester, pelatih Cheerios McKinley High terkenal dengan kata-kata sarkasme yang keluar dari mulutnya. Namun, kata-kata itu adalah kata-kata yang sangat jenius dan hanya Sue yang mampu membuatnya terdengar sangat lucu.

8. Episode 6: "Vitamin D"
[Saat menulis jurnal]
"Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth breathers, it only comes back stronger. Like some sexually ambiguous horror-movie villain."

7. Episode 2: "Showmance"
[Saat mempersiapkan rencana untuk Will agar mampu menyingkirkan Glee Club]
"Let's break it down. You want to be creative; you want to be in the spotlight. Face it: You want to be me. So here's the deal. You do with your depressive little group of kids what I did with my wealthy elderly mother: Euthanize it."

6. Episode 13: "Sectionals"
[Saat sedang beradu mulut dengan Will tentang song list mereka yang bocor]
"I'm reasonably confident you will be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club, and finding a hair style that doesn't make you look like a lesbian. Love ya like a sister."

5. Episode 9: "Wheels"
[Saat melatih Becky, Anggota baru Cheerleader]
"You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told that they're going in another direction. That was hard."

4. Episode 12: "Mattress"
[Saat tengah mengadu pada Principal Figgins tentang Iklan Glee Club di TV lokal]
"You wouldn't know if your glee club was using your office to breed rabbits for pets or for food. You know why? You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hair with enormous amounts of product. I mean today it just looks like you put lard in it."

3. Episode 12: "Mattress"
[Saat sekmen "Sue's Corner" di berita lokal]
"All I want is just one day a year where I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties. Seriously, Ohio, these retinas need a day off."

2. Episode 2: "Showmance"
[Sesudah melihat penampilan kontroversial Glee Club dengan lagu Salt-n- Pepa's "Push It"]
"That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching. And that includes an elementary school production of Hair."

1. Episode 6: "Vitamin D"
[Saat memberi tahu Terri bahwa Will tertarik pada Emma]
"Your husband is hiding his kielbasa in a Hickory Farms gift basket that doesn't belong to you. ... I think you should both pack up and move out of the district — unless you want to lose your man to a mentally ill, ginger pygmy with eyes like a bushbaby."

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